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The home of...
and'Dis be my lovely home...
Kitty's Preferences...
Things that make me SICK an' TIRED of bein' SICK an' TIRED...*g*
people that walk in front of you when you is in a rush
An' all the LOVELY THINGS that make me *s*...
Tigger
Right! I have got you started. My secret plan is to compile a list of the mos' unique n' funny turn-off's n' turn-on's of all the web. You is not that normal, so COME ON!!! Add to my measly li'l list!. PS: I is only postin' things which make me laugh. Boo sucks to ya. It's my bloody site. LOL
My lovely home here is currently under construction; please drop by soon to see my new extension! A message for my baby... if you're here, please click me...
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This site constructed by Britkitten All copyright held. February 2001.
too many bags all in one go
them who's had their sense of humour over-ridden
chintz
soft mattresses
dishes left in the sink 'til the water's cold
my gorgeous baby - you know who you are! *s*
my OTHER baby - Kitty the kick-ass Ibanez-S Classic bitch guitar
smilin' at a stranger an' then havin' a good day
less, less, less
cinnamon n' raisin bagels...mmmm...
